i do what i want part 1

So I’m visiting friends in Clemson, SC. They’re engaged to be married which is good, because they’re both focused on enjoying life and they probably won’t procreate for a couple years as they’d rather devout time & money to careers, vacations and the like rather than to children. That was a long sentence, but I don’t give a fuck. We’re watching Death at a Funeral and I’m paying it minimum wage worth of attention (just saw a midget adjacent a casket) and I’m skimming this article about twentysomethings(http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/07/01/tf.narcissim.keeping.you.single/index.html) and their/our relations pertaining to our narcissist qualities.

Facebook status updates, personal YouTube vlogs, Twitter tweets and all that social networking gaggle, we are too self indulgent. I feel it’s more that that all of this technology allows us more opportunity to entertain more mates. I’d rather be talking to a couple options, (a little ketamine) than be stuck with one girl I know will be out of my life in a month. This way if one girl decides she will pull out of life, I still have other reinforcements.

Besides, we’ve gotta’ have sex before we start to date. If we talk for a hot minute and I’m über into donkey punching (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+punch) , and my lady friend does not like having her medulla oblongata struck while were fucking, it’s best too know now, that our relationship will not properly progress into the future as I will not be able to relieve my sexual frustrations and she may get annoyed with bruising on the lower back end of her skull. Another long sentence, again, I don’t fucking care. I do what I want.

This is my first blog, I doubt anyone will read this, but if you do thanks I guess. I’ve had an idea for years to do make a blog, I’ve wanted to discuss Barry Bonds, bank failure, DXM abuse, pirates and many other modge podge topics before they really came to national attention, because I am usually ahead of the curve. Papaya juice – I do what I want!!

and there's no puntang around!?